Saturday 11th August
£6, adv £5
Guided Missile presents ...
(The UKs only tribute to) THE THLYDS
"reprehensible, underage, disgusting little bastards The Thlyds launch their debut LP 'Thalidomidas Touch' - they fucked the queen, they want a riot at the olympics, they hate you and they're going to rock you until you actually die.
[owing to conditions imposed by the court, The Thlyds will regretfully be represented on-stage by a tribute act]"
THE HORSES OF INSTRUCTION
..Like the feeling you get from thinking about infinity for too long, or worrying about asteroids striking the earth as you stand there washing dishes.
Their new EP 'Atlas' contains songs about disgruntled mythical figures, comforting attitudes about the universe, and exploding planets.
ADVANCED PLASTICS GROUP
The Advanced Plastics Group make the music you hear in your most surreal dreams, where Kraftwerk have gone on a lost weekend with Gram Parsons and Blondie, disguised as a boy-girl English-Irish-Slovakian trio.
Ralegh Long is an English Singer-Songwriter, guitarist and pianist. He has been celebrated for his ability to place ‘the enigmatic within the classically melodic’ (Sweeping The Nation).
followed by THE GUIDED MISSILE CLUB til 4am
Arcade Fire - The Beach Boys - Beastie Boys - The Beatles - Belle & Sebastian - Black Sabbath - Blondie - David Bowie - The Breeders - James Brown - Buzzcocks - The Byrds - Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - The Champs - Ray Charles - The Clash - Elvis Costello & The Attractions - The Cribs - The Cure - Devo - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Bo Diddley - Dinosaur Jr - Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Aretha Franklin - Franz Ferdinand - Marvin Gaye - Hot Chip - The Jam - Joy Division - The Kinks - The Knack - LCD Soundsystem - Little Richard - MC5 - MGMT - The Monks - Motörhead - My Bloody Valentine - Neu! - New Order - New York Dolls - Orange Juice - The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Wilson Pickett - Pixies - Elvis Presley - Prince - The Ramones - Otis Redding - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - The Rolling Stones - Roxy Music - Sam & Dave - The Smiths - Sonic Youth - The Sonics - Stereolab - The Stooges - The Stranglers - The Strokes - Talking Heads - The Teardrop Explodes - The Undertones - The Velvet Underground - Jackie Wilson - The Who - Stevie Wonder - Yo La Tengo
Tickets £5 from wegottickets.com
Legendary club night bringing you top entertainment every month, ace bands followed by an opportunity for plenty of drunken dancing to the likes of The Smiths, Neu!, Wilson Pickett, Talking Heads, Dexy’s, Devo, James Brown, Beatles, Stones, Pains Of Being Pure At Heart, Prince, Blondie.......... all kinds a shit to make you feel good!