Every So Often Nashville-On-Thames

Country and western music. Guitars that twang like snapping heartstrings. Violins that weep like widows. Pedal steels that howl like abandoned dogs. Pianos that tinkle like windows shattered by angrily flung bar stools. Banjos that duel like rivals for the affections of some (doubtless) no-good, cheating woman who would be best interred under Jacob's sycamore.